Fly like a bow

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4, via aseason-in-reverse)

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

(via aseason-in-reverse)

(via captain-butt-flowers)

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sodamnrelatable:

“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via aseason-in-reverse)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via felixfirecrotchwalken)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via because-i-am-bored)

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

(via dun-dun-dun-honey-badger)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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egg-rolls:

IF TEACHERS AND SCHOOL SYSTEMS AREN’T ALLOWED TO FORCE THEIR OPINIONS AND IDEALS ON US IN A HISTORY OR SCIENCE CLASSROOM THEN WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO IT IN A HEALTH ONE SWERVE 

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pizzaenthusiast:

legendofv:

people who think girls don’t masturbate

i cant tell if this is a list or just a reaction image

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