Fly like a bow

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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I am all about that only needing three binders life.

rate-my-reptile:

After Dark…. Addults Only

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N.S.FW (notsafe for wart removal) DONT use for that

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bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

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oh my god i just watched an hour long portal 2 speed run instead of doing my calc homework someone stop me

haskull:

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fcottm:

haskull:

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